Homer and Apu14

“Is he still out there?” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, he’s raking leaves.” – Marge Simpson
“What?  That’s your job!  If he starts doing Lisa’s wood chopping . . . ” – Homer Simpson

42 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    Lisa chopping wood. I knew who I once had a crush on as a kid and I still don’t regret it.

  2. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    i always thought Apu had a big butt

    1. Be Sharp Avatar
      Be Sharp

      I always thought it was weird how he always wears his pants so high up.

      1. torbiecat Avatar
        torbiecat

        Heh, I’ve thought the same thing. He could give Urkel a run for his money.

    2. douchebrush Avatar
      douchebrush

      Well, why do you think his name’s Apu (a poo)?

      1. Ho Ho Ho Avatar
        Ho Ho Ho

        Conspiracy.

        1. Steamed Hams Avatar

          Yeah, and most characters are yellow, the color of pee, so therefore a bodily fluid theme runs throughout the show (well, at least these days).

      2. douchebrush Avatar
        douchebrush

        Plus, he IS brown, after all. Hehehe…

        1. Supernintendo Chalmers Avatar
          Supernintendo Chalmers

          I always got a kick out of how Apu had a darker skin complexion than Dr. Hibbert and Lou The Cop.

          1. Steamed Hams Avatar

            Yeah, back in the day black simpson characters were pale brown like cookie dough, while apu was of a more redbone tint.

          2. torbiecat Avatar
            torbiecat

            I always thought it was odd that most of the blatantly non-white characters were of more realistic colors. If I remember correctly, there some characters with purplish complexions in the Tracy Ullman shorts. And complexion of “Black Smithers” was sort of unusual, too, though I can sort see how some of the staff said just to imagine that he got some sun while on vacation when they were first asked about this.

            1. Stan Avatar
              Stan

              ‘Black’ Smithers was more like ‘Dark’ Smithers, i.e. having mulatto skin. He was never really depicted as being completely African-American.
              As for the rest, I think it was Groening’s cartoonish fetish to draw a bunch of people with yellow skin. Plus you don’t have to underline Bart and Lisa’s hair =)

              1. Steamed Hams Avatar

                The hairline thing is true, but what do you guys think about the claim that they did it for transferring from Asian animation studio to american broadcasting? Urban legend deliberately put forth by disinfo-spreading PR guys or what?

                1. Stan Avatar
                  Stan

                  I honestly think that almost deserves a tinfoil hat.

                  1. torbiecat Avatar
                    torbiecat

                    Really. I wonder how Reptilians and the Illuminati fit into this.

                    1. Stan Avatar
                      Stan

                      Utrons will conquer all! Run!!!

                2. torbiecat Avatar
                  torbiecat

                  I’m more inclined to believe that it was the colorist Gyorgyi Peluce who worked under Klasky-Csupo who came up the yellow complexions. I remember reading some comment from her (which I think might be in Ortved’s book) about how she wished that race didn’t matter, so choosing yellow for the Simpsons was a way of bypassing the depiction of their race. (Though, I really have no clue if she actually realizes race is not merely based on complexion.) There was something I read that basically stated that she was the one responsible for Smithers ‘ colorization “error” as well, but I can’t remember where I read that and haven’t seen it mentioned anywhere else.

              2. torbiecat Avatar
                torbiecat

                I have to agree with you that “Black Smithers” is a misnomer, but I guess I used the term because it seems to be stuck in usage in the fandom at the moment (even though it does grate at the part of me that is overly particular). I remember reading a comment about this elsewhere regarding this jokingly stating something to the effect of, “But he was always a white nerd.”

                1. Stan Avatar
                  Stan

                  I never saw him as a nerd. To me Smithers is a “daddy’s boy”, hence he grew up as a homosexual. His dad was too soft and too dedicated to Burns himself.

                  1. torbiecat Avatar
                    torbiecat

                    I’ve certainly found that the word “nerd” means different things to different people (and it’s even funnier when people get into arguments as to how nerds, geeks, and dorks vary), so I can see why you wouldn’t exactly agree with that comment. It still made me chuckle when I had read it.

                    1. Stan Avatar
                      Stan

                      Yeah, lol. I don’t make difference between these words. I just think he’s not nerd enough by my nerdometer. Frink and Database guy, on other hand, are perfect examples.

                    2. torbiecat Avatar
                      torbiecat

                      I would argue that Professor Frink and Database are more stereotyped and classic depictions of nerds, whereas there are a crap ton of other characters that would be considered nerds by many, but really don’t fit the stereotype to a T.

                    3. Frank Avatar
                      Frank

                      late to the party, but teenage Homer thought Smithers was a nerd.
                      thinking back to the scene from the episode where Lisa gets beat up by the bully where Homer was reminiscing about beating up nerds himself

                    4. torbiecat Avatar
                      torbiecat

                      Oh, I forgot about that. But, yeah, I’ve actually given way too much thought about how nerds are depicted on “The Simpsons,” and I actually had thought about this on and off before this conversation (and that’s pretty much because I’m a nerd myself, lol). If I can ever flesh out and sort my thoughts properly, perhaps I could write an article about it.

          3. Sarah J Avatar
            Sarah J

            Eh, lots of Indian people have pretty dark skin. Hell, some groups in India have some of the darkest skin of any ethnic group.

  3. jbwarner86 Avatar

    I love how there’s no leaves in the yard at all.

    1. Burt Stanton's office Avatar
      Burt Stanton’s office

      Exactly! Behold the efficiency of Apu’s work ethic.

  4. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    Fucking little shit switching names. I’ll catch you, shit…

    1. Steamed Hams Avatar

      I can’t tell if you’re right, joking or schizophrenic, Stanley.

      1. Stan Avatar
        Stan

        Does it matter?

        1. Steamed Hams Avatar

          Lol

    2. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      Actually, I haven’t made my rounds today up until now. Please tell me you aren’t cheating on me with another troll.

      1. Stan Avatar
        Stan

        What troll? I’m a troll myself, bub. The mysteryman thing is a bluff.

        1. Stan Avatar
          Stan

          Okay, good. You made me think there was some infidelity going on here. Tell me I can trust you.

          1. Stan Avatar
            Stan

            Trust me on one thing: if I ever find your identity out, you’d wish you took Apu.

            1. Stan Avatar
              Stan

              Trust me on one thing: you never will.

              1. Stan Avatar
                Stan

                Hah, you amuse me, Al Gore Doll.

                1. Stan Avatar
                  Stan

                  Three strikes and you’re out! Since I’m such a good sport, you can have one more guess.

                  1. Al Gore Doll Avatar
                    Al Gore Doll

                    Admit it.

                    1. Stan Avatar
                      Stan

                      Since you’re awful at guessing, would you like a hint?

  5. Victor Dang Avatar
    Victor Dang

    Someone please tell me what’s going on here.

    1. Steamed Hams Avatar

      Stan must’ve cloned himself somehow.