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“It’s awful being a kid, no one listens to you.” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s rotten being old, no one listens to you.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“I’m a white male, age 18-49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.” – Homer Simpson

9 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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    Anonymous

    Don’t worry Abe, you’ll get that Matlock Expressway you’ve always wanted someday…

    1. Stan Avatar
      Stan

      Maaatlooooooooock

  2. Patty Cash Avatar
    Patty Cash

    Did Homer actually make Nuts and Gum or is that the end result of the fact that, as a white male aged 18-49, stupid ideas like that can be made and marketed to him? Because snpp.com (now Simpsons Archives) stupidly said that Homer created Nuts and Gum himself, but I think it’s what he said about how people listen to white males aged 18-49 (which, by the way, is a large section of viewership in the Neilsen ratings), no matter how dumb their ideas are.

    1. Bu--hole Surfer Avatar
      Bu–hole Surfer

      I can confidently assume it’s the end result of the fact. It would be funnier that way since what he says falls within the context, and so it all comes together.

      1. Patty Cash Avatar
        Patty Cash

        Oh, good, so Simpsons Archives/snpp.com is a crock of shit. Thanks.

        1. Bu--hole Surfer Avatar
          Bu–hole Surfer

          LoL, I guess you could say that. And you’re welcome.

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          Anonymous

          Ley off da sucré, Patty. or is it Roddehj, … Maude!

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    Bu–hole Surfer

    Side-bar: I’ve always loved those “little kid” drawings, purportedly made by Bart and/or Lisa, shown in the background in the kitchen scenes…..like the red chicken (or rooster) obviously drawn by outlining a hand; and the dinosaur too.

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      Anonymous

      “GOD BLESS THIS MESS” is always a perennial classic