“The dump?” – Marge Simpson
“We’re gonna get rid of the Christmas tree, starting to turn brown.” – Homer Simpson
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19 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Aw hell, I was confusing this with “Marge Be Not Proud” for a minute. But I do love the details of Grampa’s present still being there, and the implications therein.
*Being there UNOPENED, I mean. Damn, I really should proofread my comments more before sending them in.
Is that a present *for* Grampa or *from*?
You have no honor, you know that? A rotten piece of garbage has more honor than you, faggot. Name changer. Before you came here this website was tons better. Now good people quit because of you.
Whoa whoa there, Stan, calm down and make some more jokes at the expense of teh gheyys et al.
More lowbrow, not high!
Nobody. Just a pile of shit.
Noooo, still the wrong guy.
I know some anger management classes you might wanna take. (Also, “faggot” isn’t an insult, unless you’re a pre pubescent schoolyard bully…)
How does it feel to be a pile of shit, shitface?
Please come back when you have a real argument, not playground taunts that make YouTube comments look like War And Peace.
I quit this website almost a year ago anyway…
Either way, the implication that it’s still there unopened and is being taken to the dump along with the browning Christmas tree means that Grampa is as useful to the Simpson family as a crotchless chastity belt.
Can the administrator and/or moderator please curb this “gravatarmysteryman” individual from posting, under multiple usernames, homophobic slurs against other forum users please? Thank you.
I thought I was the only person getting annoyed by this!
Also, nice username.
I highly doubt we’re the only ones. And thanks. \m/
It’s not really the constant swearing I mind, it’s the repeat posting over and over again, clogging up the comment thread. It really distracts from people who are actually trying to talk about, you know, The Simpsons on a Simpsons website.
Yeah, those anons suck.
…wait…it’s not you?
(slowly pieces together situation)
Oh, sorry then. But yeah, they do.
That anon’s much more committed to DHS than I ever was though, I’d give them that.
Yeah, especially considering the repeat postings are from the same idiot who uses different usernames and has conversations with himself. It’s rather sad really.