Quote of the Day

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“Welcome to our video honeymoon.  We’re using the video camera Cousin Doug gave us, and the video cassette Homer gave us.” – Selma Terwilliger
“Hey, and after we watch this, we can tape over it!” – Homer Simpson

8 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. The thing I never figured out about this episode was how was Selma getting the tapes to the Simpsons so quickly? It was almost as if they were watching it as it happened. Especially when Bart realizes Sideshow Bob is going to kill her after Maguyver.

    1. They were honeymooning in Shelbyville for a couple of days, and it’s one town over from Springfield; surely it doesn’t take that long for a package to be mailed such a short distance.

    2. I just pretend this episode takes place nowadays and that they’re using Skype. On a TV. With VHS tapes.
      It sounds better if you don’t think about it.

      1. Nowadays nobody watches Mac-fucking-Guyver. People go apeshit bananafuck over Suits or something. I dunno. I watch AGDQ.

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