“Excuse me, Mr. Szyslak, have you ever considered selling your home?” – Marge Simpson
“What? No! Why? What? What? What have you heard? Are you implying I’m in some sort of financial trouble?” – Moe
“No.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I am. Lemme have that card.” – Marge Simpson
Dead Homer Society 
3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
What could be worse than turning honest Marge Simpson into a realty sales crook? Turning idiot Homer Simpson into an amusement fair crook.
They just did…in the same season, no less.
She got fired after failing to make a single sale because she was too honest.