“And now, for an emergency announcement from the mayor.” – TV Announcer
“People of Springfield, because of the epidemic, I have cancelled my vacation to the Bahamas. I shall not leave the city . . . hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, um, mayor’s office.” – Mayor Quimby
“Sorry, mon.” – Bahamanian Drummer
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Hah, the fake background pretension joke… Never gets old.
By Calvin Klein!
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/08/10/simpsons-sofia-vergara
The Simpsons have a guest star? Wow, that is breaking news!
And Sofia Vergara of all people! They’re really grabbing at straws.
More like grabbing at “stars”. Huh? Huh? Anyone?
…I’ll show myself out.
They’re really gonna hate the gravatarmysteryman bit…..it’s pretty much the same thing.
Everyone on this forum is stupid but me.
Actually, the “gravatarmysteryman” tag is assigned to many different people who comment on WordPress sites. Hope that helps!
Yeah, but only the troll screwed it up in some way so when you hover your mouse over the avatar and see nothing pop up (like it’s there for a fraction of a second then it’s gone) – you know it’s that same fucking troll who enjoys switching his nicknames. Except he’s still revealed no matter how hard he tries.
The guy who signs in as “Stan” with Stan Smith on the avatar is another troll, but he doesn’t come often. I’ve been here since 2010.
I’d just like to clarify something: I’m not the name switcher (see, I have the hover card). Some people think I am, but that’s not really my sense of humor.
Wait, so are you the real Stan then? Why do you comment as “Staniel” if you’re telling the truth?
Uh, I got sick of being parodied that’s why. My real name isn’t Stan either, it’s Станислав.
Someone could still comment as, “Staniel”. Your logic ain’t foolproof; I suggest you get an account too before people catch on.
It’s because Phillip J fucking Reed called me a “fake Staniel” (he can go fall in a well and die) after I did him a favor and filled up his fucking poll. So until he’s sorry I’m not touching my name. And in case he’s not, I shall remember this altogether.
Is Ms. Vergara going to be playing the same sexy stereotypical latina (CoLLLUHHHmbian) like she does on Modern Family? And as for that title…”Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles?” Two (obvious) things: 1. They seem to be running low on title puns, and 2. Futurama did that title better, back when titles were, you know, titles and treated as such.
Why have you been talking to yourself for 2 days? Are you a gollum?
I like how everyone in that scene is wearing sandals.
Ooh, I’ve got an imitator! Astonsihingly they’re even less interesting than me.
Not to mention less annoying too.
I assume you’re writing this from the retreat to your store, where you can dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
Yeah, he often does that.
I do not need this! I have a degree in folklore and mythology.