Tag: Marge in Chains

“Smithers, this plague doesn’t scare me. I’ve constructed a germ free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out.” – C.M. Burns

“Ninety-eight point six, you’re fine. Now, hurry up or you’ll miss your bus.” – Marge Simpson “Maybe you better take that temperature one more time.” – Bart Simpson “Sarge, we keep getting orders to let the virus win.” – Immune Cell “Must be a school day. Lay down your arms!” – Immune Sargent “Alright! Let’s make some pus.” – Virus

“DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE IT’S ON? I CAN’T HEAR A THING!” – Troy McClure “IT’S WHISPER-QUIET!” – Dr. Nick Riviera

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who do you find more attractive, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?” “What is the point of all this?” – Judge Snyder “Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt, that I can waste the court’s time by rating the superhunks!” – Prosecutor “Ooh, he’s gonna win.” – Lionel Hutz

“Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.” – Troy McClure “You mean there’s a better way?” – Homer Simpson

“And get me a bottle of bourbon!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Grampa, you know you can’t have liquids after three pm.” – Marge Simpson “You can stir it into my mush! Either way, just gimme, gimme, gimme!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

“And now, for an emergency announcement from the mayor.” – TV Announcer “People of Springfield, because of the epidemic, I have cancelled my vacation to the Bahamas.  I shall not leave the city . . . hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, um, mayor’s office.” – Mayor Quimby “Sorry, mon.” – Bahamanian Drummer

“And so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.” – Lionel Hutz “Mr. Hutz, do you know you’re not wearing any pants?” – Judge Snyder “What?  Ahh!” – Lionel Hutz

“Don’t worry, Mom.  I’ll bust you out of there just as soon as I get a cocktail dress and a crowbar.” – Bart Simpson “Bartina, until I met you, I was the loneliest warden in the penal system.” – Imaginary Warden” “Fresh.” – Bartina “Oh, down I go.” – Imaginary Warden

“This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin!  And it still says ‘guilty’.  And ‘guilty’ is spelled wrong.” – Judge Snyder “Eep.” – Lionel Hutz

“Ha-ha!  Your mom’s a jailbird.” – Nelson Muntz “So’s yours.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, yeah.  Let’s play.” – Nelson Muntz

“Now, kids, while your mother’s gone, I don’t want to have to wash any dishes.  So, from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we’ll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Bill Oakley! 

“Gotta get a juicer, gotta drink juice, lose weight, won’t get chest pains from answering the phone anymore.” – Homer Simpson

“And a bottle of aspirin, please.” – Marge Simpson “The aspirin is $24.95.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “$24.95!” – Marge Simpson “I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Happy 20th Anniversary to “Marge in Chains”!  Original airdate 6 May 1993.

“Alright, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto-freshener that says ‘Capricorn’, and something with coconut on it.” – Chief Wiggum

“Marge, I’m gonna miss you so much, and it’s not just the sex, it’s also the food preparation, your skill with stains of all kinds.  But mostly I’ll miss how lucky you make me feel each and every morning.” – Homer Simpson

“Now, Marge, you’ve come to the right place.  By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey.  Better cut down there, smokey, ha ha ha.” – Lionel Hutz “Mr. Hutz-” – Marge Simpson “Look, he’s taking another puff!” – Lionel Hutz