“Hello, Bart. Now, you know the difference between telling the truth and telling a lie, don’t you, son?” – Judge Moulton “Maybe.” – Bart Simpson There’s a great exchange near the beginning of the trial in Season 2’s “Bart Gets Hit By a Car”. Bart has just taken the witness stand, covered in fake bandages and sitting in an unnecessary wheelchair. The judge asks if he knows the difference between telling the truth and telling a lie. He replies with a nervous “maybe”. This is an understandably intimidating situation for a 10-year-old. Sitting at the lawyer’s table are Homer and…
Day: August 18, 2015
Quote of the Day
“Otto, did you know there’s a small child inside your bus?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Oh, good thing you warned me. I was on my way to Mexico.” – Otto