“Maggie’s teeth are coming in crooked. Has she been sucking on a pacifier?” – Dr. Wolf
“Uh, not to my knowledge.” – Marge Simpson
“Liar!” – Dr. Wolf
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7 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
Alright, I don’t brush! (crying) I don’t brush!
Let’s look at a picture book: The Big Book of British Smiles…
That’s enough! (crying) That’s enough!
I love Doctor Wolf, who is both a sadistic dentist and a guy who has clearly been pushed too far.
Have we ever seen more of him? He was hilarious; I wish we would.
OMG! You really exist!