“Obesity is really unhealthy, any doctor will tell you that!” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, yeah?  Well, we’ll just see about that, little miss smart guy.” – Homer Simpson
“My God, that’s monstrous!  I’ve never heard of anything so negligent.  I’ll have no part of it.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Can you recommend a doctor who will?” – Homer Simpson
“Yes.” – Dr. Hibbert