“The problem is that you don’t care whether you get good attention for, say, getting high marks in school, or bad attention for, say, turning your father into a jack-in-the-box. Homer, I see you agree with my theory.” – Dr. Marvin Monroe “I’m not nodding. It’s the air conditioning.” – Homer Simpson
Month: October 2015
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“Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.” – Bart Simpson
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“What’s going on here? I’m so bulgy. My stomach sticks way out in front and my- ahhhh!” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Treehouse of Horror VI”! Original airdate 29 October 1995. And happy birthday to the one, the only Dan Castellaneta!
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“You must drive this stake right through his heart.” – Lisa Simpson “Take that, vile fiend!” – Homer Simpson “Uh, Dad? That’s his crotch.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, sorry.” – Homer Simpson
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“Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa.” – Leader “Your world is incredible. And you speak English.” – Lisa Simpson “We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, oh Creator, and we have learned to imitoot you exalctly.” – Leader
Behind Us Forever: Treehouse of Horror XXVI
“At last, I’m going to do what Bob never could: kill Bart Simpson!” – Cecil Terwilliger “By throwing me off a dam? Isn’t that a little crude for a genius like you?” – Bart Simpson “Ooh, I suppose it is. Enh. If anyone asks, I’ll lie.” – Cecil Terwilliger The annual Halloween episode has come and gone, and this year’s was just as bland and forgettable as last year’s, and the year before that, etcetera. Perhaps next year’s will break the cycle of boredom, but I guess we’ll have to wait to find out. – Before we get started, let’s…
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“Not everyone died in the blast, Homer. Some of us were merely horribly mutated.” – Dr. Hibbert “You’re mutants?” – Homer Simpson “Uh, we don’t like the word ‘mutants’, Homer. We prefer ‘freaks’, or ‘monsters’.” – Moe
Sunday Preview: Treehouse of Horror XXVI
After killing Bart, Sideshow Bob doesn’t know what to do with himself; Homer wakes up with short-term memory loss; Because of radiation, Lisa, Bart and Milhouse gain super-powers. Ah Treehouse of Horror. My favorite Halloween ever was probably the last time i ever tricked-or-treated, and FOX ran THOH I-IV back to back. In fact, I think nothing sums up The Simpsons more for me than when the house from “Bad Dream House” ultimately decides to destroy itself rather than live with the Simpson family. I doubt anything as epically awesome as that will happen tonight, but that seems like an…
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“Hi, I’m Ed McMahon, tonight on FOX, from the producers of When Skirts Fall Off and Secrets of National Security Revealed, it’s World’s Deadliest Executions!” – Ed McMahon
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“Welcome to Planet Springfield, the restaurant owned by me, Chuck Norris, Johnny Carson’s third wife, and the Russian mafia!” – Rainier Wolfcastle
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“Don’t worry, Lis. I got a plan that can’t fail. . . . Yiddle, my man, you’re a genius.” – Bart Simpson “I love my work.” – Yiddle
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“What the?” – Bart Simpson “It’s a label maker.” – Patty Bouvier “We have one at home. Before we got it I was always finding Patty’s stubble in my leg razor.” – Selma Bouvier “Eeehh.” – Bart Simpson Sorry for the late post. We got some real good toy commercials coming up. I promise.
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“The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable little bear in the world, could be anywhere. It could be in your house. You could be looking at it right now. It could be right in front of your face as I’m saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps being help up by a loved one.” – Kent Brockman “Maggie, I’m trying to watch TV. Put that moldy old bear down. Moldy! Old! I’m gonna get something to eat!” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, Homer, isn’t this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?” – Lenny “Pfft, Troy McClure, he’s a washed up movie star! He could be dating washed up supermodels.” – Homer Simpson
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“Bart, would you like to read a book?” – Marge Simpson “No.” – Bart Simpson
Sunday Preview: Halloween of Horror
When Lisa becomes scared at the Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, Homer is forced to take down his Everscream Terrors decorations. Halloween pop-up employees seek vengeance on Homer for causing them to lose their jobs, and rob his house while Homer and Lisa hide out in the attic. Homer and Lisa light up their stored holiday decorations to attract attention and stand up to the intruders. I guess we are having a pre-THOH Halloween episode tonight. Apparently in this episode, taking down decorations that I presume have already been bought and paid for causes employees of the decoration manufacturing company to lose their jobs and take to…
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“I don’t have a thousand bucks! But you do, don’t you, Marge? You do! You do! You’ve been squirreling it away, haven’t you? Saving it for a rainy day? That’s what you said, right? Right? Right!” – Homer Simpson “Homer!” – Marge Simpson “Dad is taking this in a less than heroic fashion.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Uh, Magic, what if people think a guy’s a hero but he was really just lucky?” – Homer Simpson “Don’t worry. Sooner or later, people like that are exposed as the frauds they are.” – Magic Johnson “Thanks, Magic.” – Homer Simpson
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“But there was more to the Old West than just sex, folks. A lot more! If you look off to your left, you’ll see a real, Old West hitching post, possibly used by bandits, possibly during some exciting adventure!” – Ghost Town Guide
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“Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?” – Homer Simpson “No!” – Lisa Simpson “Ham?” – Homer Simpson “No!” – Lisa Simpson “Pork chops?” – Homer Simpson “Dad, those all come from the same animal!” – Lisa Simpson “Yeah, right, Lisa, a wonderful, magical animal.” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa the Vegetarian”! Original airdate 15 October 1995.