Quote of the Day

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“You must drive this stake right through his heart.” – Lisa Simpson
“Take that, vile fiend!” – Homer Simpson
“Uh, Dad?  That’s his crotch.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, sorry.” – Homer Simpson

14 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Yeah, here’s one of the earliest “dick” jokes ever found in The Classic Simpsons. Present, yet very scarce. Total opposite of the current “miss hoover” shit.

    1. Wasn’t there a “dick” joke earlier than this one? The part on “Black Widower” where Krusty tries to tell the joke about the 12-inch pianist on Marge’s wedding video, until he realized that that would be inappropriate? Not saying that the Black Widower dick joke is better or worse than this one, but as Simpsons fans, you should know your history, no matter how trivial.

      1. Uh-huh. ‘cept I think The Simpsons was a perfect reflection of rotten American culture.

      2. “Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.” — Mr Burns, Brush With Greatness, season 2.

        Not only a dick joke, but a Mr Burns dick joke, just like in the QotD.

        There’s been dick jokes from the beginning.

        Omfg why did I make this post. I’m not sure if it was worth it this time.

        1. It’s actually a continuation of the same joke of Mr. Burns having no drawn genitalia.

      1. One of the recent eps. Future Bart sleeps with Future Hoover and then says: “Wow, now I understand why they called you Miss Hoover”.
        Showing Edna Krabappel upskirt was less offensive to the fan audience.

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