“Look at that hunk of junk.” – Bart Simpson
“You’re ignorant!  That’s the Wright Brothers’ plane!  At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil!  Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“So, how do you know so much about American history?” – Bart Simpson
“I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming”!  Original airdate 26 November 1995.