“And then he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other. Why is he always making up those crazy stories?” – Bart Simpson
“Maybe it’s time we put Grampa in a home.” – Homer Simpson
“You already put him in a home.” – Lisa Simpson
“Maybe it’s time we put him in one where he can’t get out.” – Bart Simpson
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Just have him fill out that Marvin Monroe take-home personality test or have him wear pink-bleached shirts and he’ll be there in no time…
No, put him in the crooked home that Homer saw on “60 Minutes” (unless that’s Springfield Retirement Castle).