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“Hey, look, a really small dog just fell out of Santa’s girlfriend.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh my God, she’s having babies!  Oh, I’m sorry, girl, I thought you were just getting fat.” – Marge Simpson

5 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Stanimal Avatar
    Stanimal

    Getting fat? LMAO those dogs fucked each other on the race track. What feminist wrote the joke?

    1. calonordic Avatar
      calonordic

      Woo! Woo! Woo! Did you just insinuate that only women write bad jokes!?

    2. torbiecat Avatar
      torbiecat

      Huh? A lot feminists are against fat-shaming, so I’d think they’d be among the last ones to write this sort of joke.

      1. torbiecat Avatar
        torbiecat

        Granted, this joke isn’t necessarily fat-shaming, but it could be interpreted as such.

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Guys, quit feeding the troll.

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