Quote of the Day

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds16

“Hey, look, a really small dog just fell out of Santa’s girlfriend.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh my God, she’s having babies!  Oh, I’m sorry, girl, I thought you were just getting fat.” – Marge Simpson

5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Getting fat? LMAO those dogs fucked each other on the race track. What feminist wrote the joke?

    1. Huh? A lot feminists are against fat-shaming, so I’d think they’d be among the last ones to write this sort of joke.

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