Reading Digest: Hardcore Fans Edition

“I’ll field this one. Let me ask you a question: Why would a man whose shirt says ‘Genius at Work’ spend all of his time watching a children’s cartoon show?” “I withdraw my question.” – Fat NerdĀ  Mark Kirkland had the above experience more or less exactly on Reddit this week. It’s funny, but probably not for the reasons the Redditors think. In other news, we have a grotesque Bart mask, cheese eating, transparent Zombie Simpsons agitprop, and more. Enjoy. How Homer Simpson, 64 slices of American cheese and a stomach of steel led to #CheesefestĀ – Smooth Charlie’s Link of…

Quote of the Day

“And get me a bottle of bourbon!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Grampa, you know you can’t have liquids after three pm.” – Marge Simpson “You can stir it into my mush! Either way, just gimme, gimme, gimme!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson