Quote of the Day

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“Marge, you’re standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!” – Homer Simpson
“Your boyhood dream was to eat the world’s biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember?” – Marge Simpson

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    1. Dunno why but your comment reminded me of this scene from “Lisa the Simpson”:

      -Announcer : “Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 has been canceled. While we scramble to find new programming please enjoy this encore presentation of Princess Di’s funeral.”
      -Marge: “I was really starting to enjoy Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644. I’ve never heard so many Viagra jokes in 30 seconds.”

      1. Jeez, I mean “They Saved Lisa’s Brain”. Somewhat similar initial setup (Lisa’s intelligence vs the world) so it confused me.

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