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“Congressman, this is Springfield National Forest. Now, basically what we want to do is cut her down!” – Jerry the Lobbyist
“Huh.” – Congressman Bob Arnold
“As you can see in our artist’s rendition, it’s full of old growth, just aging and festering away. . . . In comes our logging company to thin out the clutter. It’s all part of nature’s, you know, cycle.” – Jerry the Lobbyist

2 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. frank Avatar
    frank

    the last pic reminds me of those pictures of paradise in those Watchtower magazines!

    1. The Artist Formerly Known As Bleeding Gums Murphy Avatar
      The Artist Formerly Known As Bleeding Gums Murphy

      For some reason, it reminded me of a deleted scene from “Bart’s Comet” where Bart read a children comic in the Flanders bunker which had cartoony animals and black bars placed where the genitals of the animals would be.

      Offtopic, I like this exchange from this episode:
      “We have quite a few women senators, you know.”
      “Only two. I checked.”
      “[chuckles] You’re a sharp one.”

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