“Congressman, this is Springfield National Forest. Now, basically what we want to do is cut her down!” – Jerry the Lobbyist
“Huh.” – Congressman Bob Arnold
“As you can see in our artist’s rendition, it’s full of old growth, just aging and festering away. . . . In comes our logging company to thin out the clutter. It’s all part of nature’s, you know, cycle.” – Jerry the Lobbyist
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the last pic reminds me of those pictures of paradise in those Watchtower magazines!
For some reason, it reminded me of a deleted scene from “Bart’s Comet” where Bart read a children comic in the Flanders bunker which had cartoony animals and black bars placed where the genitals of the animals would be.
Offtopic, I like this exchange from this episode:
“We have quite a few women senators, you know.”
“Only two. I checked.”
“[chuckles] You’re a sharp one.”