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“Uh, Mr. President, sir? People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands.” – Not George Stephanopoulos
“We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.” – Kang

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