“Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?” – Bart Simpson
“You just answered your own question with that commode mouth! Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to love your fellow man.” – Marge Simpson
“And with flaming swords, the Aramites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men, and did feast on what flowed forth.” – Reverend Lovejoy
that bit when flanders is choir singing.
“wow……there IS a God…..”
Even back when I was still a church-goer, I loved that part. Pretty accurate.