A Short Appreciation of “The War of the Simpsons”

“Now, about last night, you might’ve noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don’t understand why.” – Homer Simpson “I understand why. You were wasted.” – Bart Simpson “I admit it. I didn’t know when to say when. I’m sorry it happened and I just hope you didn’t lose a lot of respect for me.” – Homer Simpson “Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will.” – Bart Simpson “Aww.” – Homer Simpson Even all these years later, the vast range of types of episodes the show managed to knock out of…

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“When I say ‘Put your beer on a coaster’, I mean it!” – Moe “You call that a knife? This is a knife! . . . Whoa, down I go.” – Hans Moleman