“Attention, all honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archaeological dig.” – Principal Skinner
“Yay!” – Honor Students
“Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archaeological dig.” – Principal Skinner
“Oh, no.” – Detention Students
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So what did they do with all the mediocre students? Make them lick envelopes?
They had to see how many they could like in an hour. Then try to break that record.
Liking envelopes? I’m pretty sure this episode predates facespace.