“There are only forty-nine stars on that flag.” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Im always amazed how it only takes Marge a half second glance to notice that there are only 49 stars.
Actually, there are only 38 stars. (Yes, I counted.)
What other states doesn’t Grampa acknowledge?
Hmm, I could see him maybe hating the Mexican-American War so much that he doesn’t think we should have any of those states. That’s gotta be like ten states, and I could easily see him holding a grudge against the Polk Administration. Though he’d probably get it confused with some other war.