Quote of the Day

veryseriousoperation

“Oh, this is wonderful! You’re alive!” – Homer Simpson
“No thanks to you, Homer!” – Bart Simpson
“Why you little…!” – Homer Simpson
“Now, Homer, please, the boy’s just had a very serious operation.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, right.” – Homer Simpson

One thought on “Quote of the Day

  1. Homer: Uh, Mr. Burns… I need to borrow money.
    Burns: Please, do go on. [about to press a red button]
    Homer: I know you’re a good man… [Burns stops his hand] and I have a dog that’s very sick. [presses the red button furiously]
    Burns: Oh, please, continue.
    [hired goons]

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