“Dad, I have a problem.” – Homer Simpson
“Why’d you come to me? I don’t know nothing. I used to get by on my looks. Now they’re gone! Withered away like an old piece of fruit!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Are you done?” – Homer Simpson
“No, not yet. I was voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOU!
The stains on the wall are a nice touch.
I bet he got a lot of free steamed hams thanks to those looks