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“Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight! Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli.” – Bart Simpson

2 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. acreatureididnotknow Avatar
    acreatureididnotknow

    I always loved the absurdity of a celebrity agreeing to do any public appearance while pretending they’re their own impersonator.

    (Having said that, when I first saw this I didn’t know who Liza Minelli was.)

  2. Dave2 Avatar
    Dave2

    “Cloves, Tom Collins mix, Frozen pie crust….”

    Yummers.