“I’m just wondering: what’s the point? Would it make any difference at all if I never existed? How can we sleep at night when there’s so much suffering in the world?” – Lisa Simpson “Well . . . uh . . . come on, Lisa! Ride the Homer horsey! Giddy-up, weeee!” – Homer Simpson The Simpsons always took a pretty dim view not just of human nature, but of human existence generally. Misdeeds are rarely punished, triumphs are rarely recognized, and justice is all but non-existent. After all, if there’s one thing Homer’s learned, it’s that life is one crushing…
Day: December 17, 2016
Quote of the Day
“Yello?” – Homer Simpson “Marge, please.” – Patty Bouvier “Who’s this?” – Homer Simpson “May I please speak to Marge.” – Patty Bouvier “This is her sister, isn’t it?” – Homer Simpson “Is Marge there?” – Patty Bouvier “Who shall I say is calling?” – Homer Simpson “Marge, please.” – Patty Bouvier “It’s your sister.” – Homer Simpson Happy Simpsons Day, everybody!