“Yello?” – Homer Simpson
“Marge, please.” – Patty Bouvier
“Who’s this?” – Homer Simpson
“May I please speak to Marge.” – Patty Bouvier
“This is her sister, isn’t it?” – Homer Simpson
“Is Marge there?” – Patty Bouvier
“Who shall I say is calling?” – Homer Simpson
“Marge, please.” – Patty Bouvier
“It’s your sister.” – Homer Simpson

Happy Simpsons Day, everybody!