“Wow, even Moe’s moved to fancy new digs.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, this isn’t ‘faux dive’. This is a dive.” – Yuppie
“You’re a long way from home, yuppie boy. I’ll start a tab.” – Moe
Happy 20th Anniversary to “My Sister, My Sitter”! Original airdate 2 March 1997.
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One response to “Quote of the Day”
Meh on this episode, but I do love this joke. Definitely something I’d see the real Moe do (‘faux Moe’ today would just get sad no one is going to his bar anymore and try to kill himself again). And it only has me wondering how he even constructed and dug out that huge tunnel (not to mention the money).