“Booo!” – Crowd
“Eyewitnesses estimate the man’s weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.” – Scott Christian

5 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Frinkahedron Avatar

    So many great moments in this episode:

    “Kroon Along with Krusty!”
    “This is a rather shameless promotion.” “Hey, it worked on me.” “Me too.”
    “Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?” x100
    Smiley face swimsuit that turns to a frown when Homer puts them on
    “Ok Lis, turn on the waterworks, babe”
    Maggie wandering into the “deep” end
    Marge’s swim cap
    Homer as the “slide inspector”
    “there’s a jam in Delta Sector”
    “And now, on the lighter side of the news… and I use the term loosely”
    Homer’s pursuit of his “scientifically-determined ideal weight”

    And that’s all before the first commercial break! A prime example of how real Simpsons packs in more hilarity in 7 minutes than Zombie Simpsons has in 15 years.

    1. Anonymous Avatar
      Anonymous

      It’s a fantastic episode. I like this shot here, he looks like a beached whale crammed into a tin can.

      1. Victor D Avatar
        Victor D

        “God bless that man!”

        1. Killer Meteor Avatar
          Killer Meteor

          Her voice sets my teeth on edge!

  2. Victor D Avatar
    Victor D

    Aww sweet, looks like you’re on some Season 2 kick right now! Hoping for a quote from the “Old Money” episode tomorrow! That one’s probably among my favorites from that season.

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