“Men, there’s a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know, because I crippled him myself to inspire you.” – C.M. Burns
“I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he’s coming back.” – Milhouse van Houten

5 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    This always gets cut in syndication, I see.

    1. Canais Young Avatar

      Yeah. I never know this scene existed until I got the season 5 DVD set.

  2. Monty Python Forever Avatar
    Monty Python Forever

    I no longer feel dubious about laughing at a similar joke on Sunday. That was a great episode, please do a Behind Us Forever for ir

    1. Anonymous Avatar
      Anonymous

      Zombie Simpsons and “great episode” do not belong together, ever.

  3. acreatureididnotknow Avatar
    acreatureididnotknow

    Every word of this makes it funnier.

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