“Lisa, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I recommend getting a tattoo. It preserves the things you love. Starland Vocal Band? They suck!” – Homer Simpson
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5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Possibly my favourite of all of Homer’s well-intentioned but awful fatherly advice.
It pales in comparison to what happens immediately after it – Grampa goes up to a bird-drinking fountain and shouts “DEATH!” https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E22/920085.jpg
I constantly use “Death stalks you at every turn!”
So there was a new Simpsons on today!
Wasn’t very good…