“Say, Reverend, are we gonna get a chance to do any fishing?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, I’m afraid not. A marriage can’t be reconciled in a few hours, Homer. It takes a whole weekend to do that!” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson
“We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way, a happy marriage won’t be the one that got away.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“I see. . . .I also understand bowling expressions.” – Homer Simpson
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6 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I love his grumpy expression.
I always thought he said “boating expressions”. It’s “bowling expression”? What’s that supposed to mean?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-pin_bowling
I’ve always heard it as bowling, though boating would work too.
I believe it was a boaking accident.
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I have to go now.
“I’ll never trust another old person.”