Quote of the Day

“Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth talking lothario with his own car and tight jeans, I will now show a short, sex education film. Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.” – Mrs. Krabappel

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  1. In my school, we never got such a frank sex education as Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide to You-Know-What.

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