“Preliminary reports indicated the ship’s captain was drunk at the helm. . . . Those reports were later confirmed.” – Kent Brockman
“Argh, I’m in a lot of trouble now. Hey! I’ll give you a hundred bucks to take the blame.” – Captain McAllister
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This is one of those episodes that was in heavy rotation in syndication when I first started watching the show. I remember laughing my ass off the first time I heard “We interrupt this cartoon for a special report” “*GASP* Someone found my keys!”
I love the look on the reporter’s face