“Dad, may I please make an observation?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, what is it?” – Homer Simpson
“I think this is all a charade to make Bart look more injured than he really is.” – Lisa Simpson
“Maybe Lisa does have a point. I don’t mind you boys doing this in the living room, but in court doesn’t Bart have to tell the truth?” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, but what is truth? If you follow me.” – Lionel Hutz