“Hello! I am Llewellyn Sinclair! I have directed three plays in my career and I have had three heart attacks. That’s how much I care: I’m planning for a fourth.” – Llewellyn Sinclair
“Maybe I should’ve taken a nice calligraphy class.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, forget about it. That Mr. Takahashi’s a lunatic.” – Chief Wiggum
“Quiet!” – Llewellyn Sinclair
Lovitz’s reading of the first five words here is a freaking masterclass. On paper, there’s nothing there; add his voice and it’s hilarious.
This episode may be Lovitz’s finest hour on The Simpsons. “Play Enjoyed By ALL” makes me laugh just thinking about it.