“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat: mission accomplished!” – Llewellyn Sinclair Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz!
Tag: A Streetcar Named Marge
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“Don’t like to nap, eh? We have a place for babies like you: the box.” – Ms. Sinclair
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“If you ask me, they’re all winners! We’ll be cutting our first forty contestants right after this.” – Troy McClure
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“Cool, she can fly!” – Bart Simpson “I think it’s supposed to symbolize her descent into madness.” – Lisa Simpson New Zombie Simpsons tonight. I cannot fly.
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“Hello! I am Llewellyn Sinclair! I have directed three plays in my career and I have had three heart attacks. That’s how much I care: I’m planning for a fourth.” – Llewellyn Sinclair “Maybe I should’ve taken a nice calligraphy class.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, forget about it. That Mr. Takahashi’s a lunatic.” – Chief Wiggum “Quiet!” – Llewellyn Sinclair
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“Kids, I won’t be home tonight so I’m leaving you some low-cal microwaveable TV dinners.” – Marge Simpson
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“Hi, Ned, I didn’t know you were an actor.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, indeed-illy-doodily. I’ve even been in Streetcar once before. I played Blanche DuBois! Just part of the fun of going to an all-male school.” – Ned Flanders
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“Marge, can I get some change for the candy machine?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, here!” – Llewellyn Sinclair “Hey, there’s some quarters in here.” – Homer Simpson
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“I haven’t been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.” – Marge Simpson “Sounds interesting.” – Homer Simpson “You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it’s like I don’t even exist.” – Marge Simpson “Sounds interesting.” – Homer Simpson
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“Aren’t you being a little hard on old Homie?” – Ned Flanders “Oh, forget about him, let’s rehearse the bottle scene!” – Marge Simpson “Let’s not and say we did.” – Ned Flanders
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“Maggie is allergic to strained pears and she likes a bottle of warm milk before nap time.” – Marge Simpson “A bottle? Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby’s saying when she reaches for a bottle?” – Ms. Sinclair “Ba ba?” – Marge Simpson “She’s saying, ‘I am a leech!’. Our aim here is to develop the bottle within.” – Ms. Sinclair Happy birthday Jon Lovitz!
Reading Digest: Theater Appreciation Edition
“Everybody was cheering for you!” – Lisa Simpson “Almost everybody.” – Marge Simpson “Kids, wait in the car. I want to talk to your mother about this play thing.” – Homer Simpson “Looking for a spot of fun with the missus, eh, govenor?” – Bart Simpson “Shutup, boy.” – Homer Simpson The Simpsons apocalypse play has officially opened and this week we got a ton of reviews for it. They are mostly positive, with the main complaint being that it’s a bit too shallow to move as slow as it does. (Here’s our review from last year’s run in D.C.) …
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“Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada, it’s the Miss American Girl pageant! Brought to you by Meryl Streep’s Versatility, smell like Streep, for cheap!” – Troy McClure
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“Mrs. Simpson, I don’t like to toot my own horn, but we’re the only daycare center in town that’s not currently under investigation by the state.” – Ms. Sinclair Happy 20th Anniversary to “A Streetcar Named Marge”! Original airdate: 1 October 1992.
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“Perhaps we are all a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the presidium arch, but tonight you will all be transformed from dead eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment! . . . Except you, you’re not working out. I’ll be playing your part.” – Llewellyn Sinclair “Drag.” – Otto Happy birthday Jon Lovitz!
Longest Daycare Open Thread
“Don’t like to nap, eh? We have a place for babies like you: the box.” – Ms. Sinclair On a single viewing, The Longest Daycare, which premiered this morning in theaters near and far with Ice Age 4, was very good. I say on a single viewing because this has the feel of elder seasons way more than the movie did, and way way more than Zombie Simpsons does (including the animation), so I’m sure once it inevitably finds its way to home video most Simpsons fans will watch it at least a couple of times. I’ve changed my opinion…
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“Tonight, my reign as Miss American Girl comes to an end. And I’d like to apologize one last time for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations.” – Debra Jo Smallwood
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user VirtualErn. “I made some peanut butter brownies for everyone.” – Marge Simpson “Well, would anyone else like a bite of banality?” – Llewellyn Sinclair “I would.” – Chief Wiggum
Homer’s Enemy: Widely Acknowledge Turning Point
“Would you like to see my Grammy award?” – Homer Simpson Last summer, when Dave, Mad Jon and I were going through Season 8, we deliberately held “Homer’s Enemy” until the end. It was a turning point in the series, when Homer started to realize how awesome he was. By coincidence, I recently came across two different takes in the same vein. The first is an A.V. Club review of Futurama’s return. It contains a long digression about Frank Grimes: To put it another way: I love The Simpsons, like any reasonable person should, and I can’t stand what the…
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“Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?” – Bart Simpson “I don’t think so.” – Marge Simpson “Bart, don’t ask stupid questions. Is there any frontal nudity?” – Homer Simpson “No Homer.” – Marge Simpson