“Alright, brain, it’s all up to you. If you don’t think of what it is, we’ll lose Marge forever.” – Homer Simpson “Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.” – Homer’s Brain “Okay. But then we gotta get to work.” – Homer Simpson
Month: July 2017
Quote of the Day
“Hello! I am Llewellyn Sinclair! I have directed three plays in my career and I have had three heart attacks. That’s how much I care: I’m planning for a fourth.” – Llewellyn Sinclair “Maybe I should’ve taken a nice calligraphy class.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, forget about it. That Mr. Takahashi’s a lunatic.” – Chief Wiggum “Quiet!” – Llewellyn Sinclair
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“Homer, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away.” – Marge Simpson “Suggestion noted.” – Homer Simpson
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“Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service. – Receptionist “Hello, this is Mr. . . . Sampson.” – Homer Simpson “Did your wife just call a second ago?” – Receptionist “No, I said Sampson not Simpson.” – Homer Simpson “Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big, ape father.” – Receptionist Rest in peace, June Foray.
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“Well, I’m sure you’d like to be alone with your possessions.” – Milhouse van Houten “Milhouse, if you stay a little while longer, you can have this blazer. It’s a Bob Mackie original.” – Bart Simpson “Wow! A Bob Mackie!” – Milhouse van Houten
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“Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville! . . . Ha ha! I am invincible! Invincible!” – Homer Simpson
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“Kid, I won’t let you down! I swear to you, when you come out of there the first thing you’re gonna see is a man with a good job.” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, the doctor.” – Patty Bouvier
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“We need a fresh angle to get the public interested.” – NASA Administrator “The public see our astronauts as clean cut, athletic go getters. They hate people like that.” – NASA Scientist
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“Sometimes I think you want to fail!” – First Guy From Kabul “Shut up. Just shut up!” – Second Guy From Kabul
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“Before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?” – Hank Scorpio “Um . . . uh, let’s see . . . um . . .” – Homer Simpson “Relax, Homer! At Globex we don’t believe in walls! Matter of fact, I didn’t even give you my coat!” – Hank Scorpio Happy birthday, Albert Brooks!
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“Crisis has been averted. Everything is super.” – Shelbyville Nuclear Plant Computer “Thank you, Homer, for saving my plant . . . with that idiotic rhyming! Do you even know what button you pushed!?” – Aristotle Amadopolis “Sure. Moe.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday, Jon Lovitz!
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“But she’s better than me at everything that makes me special.” – Lisa Simpson “Believe me honey, she’s more scared of you than you are of her.” – Marge Simpson “You’re thinking of bears, Mom.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?” – Rex Banner “Well . . . No, no, I guess not.” – Clancy Wiggum
Simpsons Has Warped My Brain
“Marge, this is Andre.” – Patty Bouvier “Hello.” – Andre “I think you two would make a lovely couple.” – Patty Bouvier “My husband is still alive!” – Marge Simpson “Oh. Thank God. I hope he pulls through.” – Patty Bouvier “Not me.” – Andre I’m sitting in a hospital waiting room right now while my Dad has (long overdue) hip replacement surgery. It’s about as low risk as getting cut open and having the top of your femur cut off comes, so I’m not really worried, but I can’t get the above quote out of my head. Like so…
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“Now, to show my gratitude, I want you to help yourself to an item of your choice.” – Principal Skinner “Alright!” – Bart Simpson “Ooh, now, you be careful with that crossbow.” – Principal Skinner “I will.” – Bart Simpson
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“We now return to Knight Boat, the crime solving boat.” – TV Announcer “Faster, Knight Boat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers!” – Not David Hasselhoff “You don’t have to yell, Michael. I’m all around you.” – Knight Boat
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“Go forth, Noah! And remember, the key to salvation is-” – God “You’ve seen the movie, now meet a real life Noah, only this Noah has been accused of killing two of every animal!” – Kent Brockman
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“Good Lord, what a dump. It’s not surprising this school was once classified the most dilapidated in all of Missouri. That’s why it was shut down and moved here, brick by brick.” – Superintendent Chalmers
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“Ah, the life of a frog. That’s the life for me.” – Bart Simpson “Bart, how would you like to spend the next three months living in France?” – Marge Simpson
Rock Us, Dr. Zaius
“I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!” – Troy McClure This afternoon, Vulture published an oral history of Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!, featuring interviews with Alf Clausen, David S/X Cohen, Chris Ledesma, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, and Mark Kirkland. (Dana Gould too, but, you know, why?) The whole thing is well worth a read, but I thought I’d highlight a few pieces: Oakley: Our goal when we took over was to copy season three. Season three of The Simpsons — which we didn’t work on by the way — was the best…