“I did tip off the Feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend, Milhouse.” – Bart Simpson
“I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything.” – Milhouse van Houten
“I don’t care.” – Not Tommy Lee Jones

(Sorry for the very late quote.)

4 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Bleeding Gums Murphy Avatar
    Bleeding Gums Murphy

    OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!

  2. The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN Avatar
    The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN

    Milhouse being randomly terrorised by law-enforcement is one of the greatest tangent jokes in Simpsons history. It is beautiful in its insane simplicity.

    1. Anonymous Avatar
      Anonymous

      Definitely this. And you gotta love his pathetic little “My glasses!” after he’s forced to jump screaming down the waterfall.

      1. William Guiniman Avatar
        William Guiniman

        And the next time we see Milhouse in this episode, his glasses are taped up.

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