“Lisa, I know a song that will cheer you up. . . . There once was an ugly duckling…” – Marge Simpson
“So you think I’m ugly?” – Lisa Simpson
“No! No, I meant you were one of the good looking ducks . . . that makes fun of the ugly one. Hmm.” – Marge Simpson
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“And the ugly duckling was amazed to realize it had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see, children, there is hope for anyone.”
“Even me?”
“No.”