“Do you know that my son Herschel was first in his Yeshiva class? As a matter of fact, he was voted the most likely to hear God.” – Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky
“Oh, go on, Hyman, you’re exaggerating again, you’re so proud of your son.” – Other Rabbi
“A rabbi would never exaggerate! A rabbi composes, he creates thoughts, he tells stories that may never have happened, but he does not exaggerate!” – Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky
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6 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Um, that’s “Hyman”, Charlie.
As a side note, when double-checking this on Wikipedia, I noticed that Nancy Cartwright is today’s featured article.
Heh… oh dear. Gotta get that passing traffic somehow. Be interested in knowing what search times lead people to this QOTD.
Actually may be better not to know
Then do yourself a favor and don’t search for the old “Pornography Monday” tag.
The Erotic Adventures of Hercules!
Fixed, thanks. (Of all the times I’ve hated homophones, this is maybe the dirtiest.)
“So that explains Charlie’s misterious trip to Holland”