“I better go check that out. Now, Homer, don’t you eat this pie.” – Marge Simpson
“Okay . . . Alright, pie, I’m just gonna do this . . . and if you get eaten, it’s your own fault. . . . D’oh! Oww! Ohhh, my . . . oh the hell with it.” – Homer Simpson
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I like how he actually dents the range hood.
The stupid wall-eyed expression as he eats the pie is the perfect cherry on this sundae of a gag.