“How do you do, ma’am?” – Carl “Hope this evening finds you well.” – Lenny “Oh, knock it off, you perverts.” – Marge Simpson
Month: November 2017
Quote of the Day
“Homer, that heart attack made me realize that I’m going to die someday.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Oh, Dad, you and your imagination.” – Homer Simpson
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“Come join me, Wolfguy Jack, at Greaser’s Cafe, where it’s 1955 every day of the year, baby!” – Wolfman Jack “Actual year may vary. Consult calendar for current year.” – TV Announcer
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“Uh, you’re gonna have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma’am.” – Candy Convention Security Guy
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“Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun!” – Bart Simpson “I have three medals for this!” – Squeaky Voiced Air Force Guy
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“Dad, I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?” – Bart Simpson “Do I have to sit up?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Bart Simpson “Knock yourself out.” – Homer Simpson
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“I say it’s the Angel of Peace, you idiot!” – Carl “I say it’s the Angel of Mercy, you jerk!” – Lenny Happy (kinda) 20th Anniversary to “Lisa the Skeptic”! Original airdate, 23 November 1997.
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“Bullwinkle’s antler sprung a leak.” – Homer Simpson “Uh-oh, looks like old Bullwinkle’s kinda got a taste of his own medicine.” – Bill “He certainly did, Bill.” – Marty “Wait, what did that mean? Did what I say make sense?” – Bill “Well, no, not really, Bill.” – Marty “Boy, now I know how the Pilgrims felt.” – Bill “What are you talking about, Bill?” – Marty
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“Hi, Lisa. Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers.” – Ralph Wiggum Sorry for the very late quote. I was traveling on the day before Thanksgiving.Â
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“We watch Springfield’s oldest man meet Springfield’s fattest man.” – Kent Brockman “He’s not so fat.” – Homer Simpson
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“No! . . . No. . . . Wait a minute, bronchial tubes clearing . . . asthma disappearing . . . acne, remains, but asthma disappearing.” – Clancy Wiggum
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“Here you go, Mr. Plow, a beer on the house.” – Moe “Wow, Moe! You didn’t even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.” – Barney Gumble “Ah, they shouldn’t have been there in the first place.” – Moe
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“Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.” – Homer Simpson
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“What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day!” – Lisa Simpson “I feel sorry for everyone who’s cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, they won’t learn anything about apples today.” – Homer Simpson
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“It worked. It worked! The lie has set me free!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons”! Original airdate: 16 November 1997.
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“Holy moly, it’s beautiful.” – Homer Simpson “Say, that’s right, this is your first visit to the Flanders homestead.” – Ned Flanders “Well, we’ve only been neighbors, what? . . . Eight years.” – Homer Simpson
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“Goodbye, son!” – Homer Simpson “Hey, Bart, I think they’re finally hauling your Dad away.” – Milhouse van Houten “Maybe it’s for the best.” – Bart Simpson
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“I better go check that out. Now, Homer, don’t you eat this pie.” – Marge Simpson “Okay . . . Alright, pie, I’m just gonna do this . . . and if you get eaten, it’s your own fault. . . . D’oh! Oww! Ohhh, my . . . oh the hell with it.” – Homer Simpson
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“Homer, Bart’s at a very curious age. As his father, I think you should have a frank and earthy discussion about . . . you know.” – Marge Simpson
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“Doctor, you’ve solved all my problems.” – Troy McClure