“Hello, young man.” – Old Lady
“Good evening, madam. You have been selected by the good people of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new, Nev-R-Dull knife edge. Here, shake hands with the Slash-Co.” – Homer Simpson
“Ahhhh!” – Old Lady
“Handle first. Handle first.” – Homer Simpson
One of my favorite dark jokes. What other sitcom in 1991 would have the balls to slash an old lady’s hand open?
I like how you wrote sitcom and not cartoon, since there were plenty.