“Chief Wiggum, ooh, you sure got a lot of copies of the paper.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, I need to housebreak our new police dog. Plus, it couldn’t hurt Ralphie to brush up on the fundamentals.” – Chief Wiggum
“Daddy says I’m this close to living in the yard!” – Ralph Wiggum
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Well, for the first time. I can’t place this scene.
It’s not long before Lisa gets invited to join Mensa.
Probably because it is from Zombie Simpsons
*season 10