“It’s so nice to have a peaceful weekend together.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, I’m bored too.” – Lisa Simpson
Month: January 2018
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“Homer Simpson? Oh, yeah, junior varsity shot putter. I think if he applies himself, you know, trains real hard, hits the weights, he could go another foot.” – Coach Flanagan “I had him for four years! Solid C student. Made a lamp last year!” – Mr. Sikovski
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“Homer, I’m happy to say that your father only had a mild arrhythmia.” – Dr. Hibbert “Mild? There wasn’t anything mild about it! Now get back to the pharmacy you quack!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“Look at that, kids. No fighting. No yelling.” – Homer Simpson “No belching.” – Bart Simpson “The dad has a shirt on.” – Lisa Simpson “Look! Napkins!” – Marge Simpson “These people are obviously freaks.” – Bart Simpson
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“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.” – Ralph Wiggum “Baby looked at you?” – Chief Wiggum
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“Chief Wiggum, ooh, you sure got a lot of copies of the paper.” – Lisa Simpson “Yeah, I need to housebreak our new police dog. Plus, it couldn’t hurt Ralphie to brush up on the fundamentals.” – Chief Wiggum “Daddy says I’m this close to living in the yard!” – Ralph Wiggum
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“Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as Designated Drivers: The Life Saving Nerds, and Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness.” – Troy McClure
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“I want to share something with you: the three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one: ‘Cover for me’. Number two: ‘Oh, good idea, boss!’. Number three: ‘It was like that when I got here’.” – Homer Simpson
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“Let’s see, Social Security number, naught naught naught naught naught naught naught naught two. Damn Roosevelt.” – C.M. Burns
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“I was in Heaven. If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is . . . a very good sport, as well.” – Homer Simpson
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“Now, what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?” – Homer Simpson “We’re under six.” – Bart & Lisa Simpson “And I’m a college student!” – Homer Simpson
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“You know, Homer, you’ve always been such a good provider, but when we got married, Mr. Berger promised I could come back to my old job any time I wanted.” – Marge Simpson “You think you can still do that kind of work?” – Homer Simpson “Sure, you never forget. It’s just like riding a bicycle.” – Marge Simpson “Hey, mama, where’s my fries already?” – Otto
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“Next, blanket your community with flyers. A phony tickertape parade will help you avoid littering laws.” – Frank Ormond “Welcome back, space girl!” – Chief Wiggum
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“Stop remembering TV and get back to work!” – Marge Simpson “What’s the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?” – Homer Simpson
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“I’m breaking curfew, Mom.” – Nelson Muntz “We’re out of skoal!” – Mrs. Muntz
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“Yes? What happened? When did that happen? How much of it? Oh, my goodness, I’ll be right up. Homer, I gotta go upstairs, there’s a problem. Somebody ate part of my lunch.” – Hank Scorpio
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“Howdy, neighbor! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Ehh, spray the boy.” – Homer Simpson
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“You know, a town with money’s a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and dang’d if he knows how to use it!” – Lyle Lanely
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“How ’bout ‘He’, two points. Your turn, dear.” – Marge Simpson “How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters? Oh, wait, here’s a good one: Do.” – Homer Simpson
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“I’m telling you: I saw a creature from another planet!” – Homer Simpson “Maybe you just dreamed it?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, yeah? Well, when I came to I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo. Explain that!” – Homer Simpson “More sausage?” – Marge Simpson