“Homer Simpson? Oh, yeah, junior varsity shot putter. I think if he applies himself, you know, trains real hard, hits the weights, he could go another foot.” – Coach Flanagan
“I had him for four years! Solid C student. Made a lamp last year!” – Mr. Sikovski
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3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Shop teacher is missing a bit of finger!
Good god, the things you miss as a kid.
First time I’ve ever noticed it. great detail.
Same here. This show is just littered with hidden gems.