Quote of the Day

“Homer Simpson? Oh, yeah, junior varsity shot putter. I think if he applies himself, you know, trains real hard, hits the weights, he could go another foot.” – Coach Flanagan
“I had him for four years! Solid C student. Made a lamp last year!” – Mr. Sikovski

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