“I’ve grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.” – Lisa Simpson
“The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?” – Bart Simpson
“The very same!” – Bart Simpson

5 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    i wonder if this is the point where the seed was planted in Homer’s head (pun not intended) to become a farmer 7 years later (the Tomacco episode). If you enhance the image to 500000%, you can kinda see a tiny spark in his eye.

    1. Gabbo Avatar
      Gabbo

      Homer’s been a farmer ever since he planted his hot dog tree.

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Looks like my comment was eaten, so let me try again.

  3. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Oh, and I just noticed Bart was quoted twice in a row, that should be Lisa.

    1. Steamed Hams Avatar
      Steamed Hams

      ‘Fired for that blunder, someone should’ve been!’ -Yoda

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