“Hello, Southern Hemisphere? Which way does the water go in your toilet?” – Bart Simpson
“Just a minute, I’ll check.” – Older Polar Researcher
“Ah, nuts.” – Younger Polar Researcher
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8 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Never understood how guys read (look at) mags like playboy on the pooper. I mean, why do you want your wiener poking the inside of the bowl?
Awkward question. But unless you sit weird, I’m assuming it stands up, not in.
Now I’m getting outta here.
But if it points up you run the risk of peeing on your chin!!!
Not every erection is the same. Some penises rises a lot, some others not that much.
Another establishing shot that has a rapid-fire joke in it. Love the frozen penguin that hits the side of the building.
This comment section has hit a new low.
I know you’re expecting some smartass reply from me but for once I agree
Must every coment of yours be like this?