Quote of the Day

“Hello, Southern Hemisphere? Which way does the water go in your toilet?” – Bart Simpson
“Just a minute, I’ll check.” – Older Polar Researcher
“Ah, nuts.” – Younger Polar Researcher

8 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Never understood how guys read (look at) mags like playboy on the pooper. I mean, why do you want your wiener poking the inside of the bowl?

    1. Not every erection is the same. Some penises rises a lot, some others not that much.

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